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Monday, 1 October 2012

corsicans:

“tu me manques” (par inter-vivos)

corsicans:

“tu me manques” (par inter-vivos)

(via theblankpage)

#words    #pretty    #french    

Saturday, 29 September 2012

tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #181 by Tyler Knott Gregson

tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #181 by Tyler Knott Gregson

#words    #quotes    

Sunday, 8 July 2012

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Wednesday, 6 June 2012

A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation

When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
When I'm doing the laundry: OUT, damned spot!

#omg    #hahahahaha    #shakespeare    #funny    #words    

Friday, 18 May 2012

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Tuesday, 15 May 2012

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Monday, 30 April 2012

filmsandreveries:

“I’m a grenade and at some point I’m going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay? I’m a grenade. I just want to stay away from people and read books and think and be with you..” - Hazel, The Fault In Our Stars

filmsandreveries:

“I’m a grenade and at some point I’m going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay? I’m a grenade. I just want to stay away from people and read books and think and be with you..” - Hazel, The Fault In Our Stars

(Source: staybookish)

#quotes    #words    #GPOY    

Sunday, 29 April 2012

#pretty    #words    #painting    
Choke, Chuck Palahniuk (via pretzelpixies)

(Source: pretzelpixies)

#words    

Wednesday, 25 April 2012

—Joanne Harris  (via atramentum)

(Source: daylight-dreams, via thedreamingwanderer)

#words    #quotes